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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Mormonism Jokes (and story): Crickets and Seagulls

Mormonism History Jokes:  Crickets and Seagulls | Arie Van De Graaff

Many of the Mormon pioneers arrived in the Salt Lake Valley in 1847.  When they arrived they were poor as pertaining to money, food and clothing.  But they had strong spirits.  Finally reaching a place where it seemed no one could disturb them they began preparing for the winter that lay ahead.  The winter was long and cold and many of the saints died.  But eventually the spring came.

With winter behind them the people began planting wheat and other crops.  As the wheat grew and was nearing the harvest time a new sort of trouble came upon the Mormons - Crickets!  This was not mob persecution or illegal arrests, but this was a plague of crickets.  The pioneers fought back as well as they could, trying to kill the crickets, but there were too many.

The saints set a day for fasting and not much later a new surprise came upon the valley - Seagulls!  The people at first thought the birds came to eat whatever the crickets left over, but miraculously the seagulls ate all of the crickets and then left.

The following poem was written by Beverly Cochrane, published in the July 2011 Friend magazine:

The Seagulls
When pioneers went way out west,
They planted precious seed.
But when the little plants grew up,
The crickets came to feed.

The pioneers fought crickets off
With hoe and cloth and flame.
They battered hoards of crickets down,
But still more crickets came.

Pioneers prayed for relief,
And Heavenly Father listened.
He sent some hungry seagulls
On a flying rescue mission.

And when the crickets were all gone,
The seagulls flown away,
The pioneers said, 'Thank you,'
As they knelt in the fields to pray.

Want More?
More on the History of Mormonism: http://mormontopics.org/eng/christ
More from the 'Mormon Cartoonist,' Arie Van De Graaff: http://www.mormoncartoonist.com/
Talk to the Mormon Missionaries: http://mormon.org/chat

Mormonism Jokes (and story): Enos

Mormonism Jokes: Enos
Mormonism Jokes:  Enos | Arie Van De Graaff
The story of Enos, as recorded in the Book of Enos.
1. Behold, it came to pass that I, Enos, knowing my father that he was a just man - for he taught me in his language, and also in the nurture and admonition of the Lord - and blessed be the name of my God for it-
2. And I will tell you of the wrestle which I had before God, before I received a remission of my sins.
3. Behold, I went to hunt beasts in the forests; and the words which I had often heard my father speak concerning eternal life, and the joy of the saints, sunk deep into my heart.
4. And my soul hungered; and I kneeled down before my Maker, and I cried unto him in mighty prayer and supplication for mine own soul; and all the day long did I cry unto him; yea, and when the night came I did still raise my voice high that it reached the heavens.
5. And there came a voice unto me, saying:  Enos, thy sins are forgiven thee, and thou shalt be blessed.
6. And I, Enos, knew that God could not lie; wherefore, my guilt was swept away.
7. And I said:  Lord, how is it done?
8. And he said unto me:  Because of thy faith in Christ, whom thou hast never before heard nor seen.  And many years pass away before he shall manifest himself in the flesh; wherefore, go to, thy faith hath made thee whole.
- Enos 1:1-8 -

Want More?
More on Mormonism: http://mormontopics.org/eng/christ
More from the 'Mormon Cartoonist,' Arie Van De Graaff: http://www.mormoncartoonist.com/
The Full Story of Enos: https://www.lds.org/scriptures/bofm/enos/1?lang=eng
Talk to the Mormon Missionaries: http://mormon.org/chat